Today while feeding E her yummy baby food I was forced to do the airplane trick so she would actually eat the nasty orange stuff on the spoon, while doing the airplane I had the following conversation with the boys:

J: Do you feed your kids like that too?

Me: I don’t have any kids.

J: When are you going to have kids?

Me: I don’t know…in a few years.

J: What if you got one now?

Me: Where would I get one?

J: From Jesus

Me: Well then I would have a kid

N: What if you got one from God?

Me: I would have a kid.

N: What if you got one from a bad person?

Me: I don’t know if bad people would randomly give me a baby…

And that was the end of the conversation.

So if God or Jesus do not give me a baby I guess I should be on the look out for a bad person with a baby that looks like they need to get the little thing of their hands.